February 2012
“the vow” has become the new “the notebook.”
Dad: I want everything off by 11, you hear?
Me: No fuck you.
Dad: What?
Me: YOLO
*runs upstairs*
so whenever i watch the intro to the movie Up, i cry like a bitch.
every fucking time.
i get so sad because i think of mike and me and i just never want to grow old and have him suffer. i honestly would rather him die first and me suffer. because either i’ll just sit in my house and crochet all day and be productive or i’ll just shoot myself with one of his guns that he’d leave...
lmfao oh my god be my best friend i sing this all the time
Me: I finished my Valentine's Day card
Mom: Awh it's cute.
Me: I feel like it's so plain on the inside.
Mom: You should put a heart and the date you guys met.
Me: The date we met or the date when we started dating?
Mom: The date you guys started mating
when people say that you can’t wear your facial jewelry and display your tattoos because customers will be disturbed and/or lose their appetite
“i’m not here to please immature people. i’m here to work.”
i got out of work 2 hours ago
i don’t know what to do with myself
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You know you’re a horrible person when you see some kids from high school and go “Why are you still alive?”