i'm the hero of this story.: Archive

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

ghost of york - as tall as lions

Dec 31st

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Here's THE GAME: Grab the book nearest you. Right...

blark: maryantionette: the-burrow: space-cadet-tammy: secretsheartsndspoons: secretsopened: fortasse: itismutual: tilty: ”But the owl lay motionless and pathetic as a toyon the floor of her cage” - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K Rowling. “He might have spoken, but I did not hear; one hand was stetched out, seemingly to detain me, but I escaped, and rushed down...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

reblog if your dick has wings

themanintheironmask: bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica: 4sphyxi4t3d: forwardthinker:vaultofdevildaughters:chaussettes:aubrionna:alexgaskarth-:publicnightmares:istoppedcaring:hiimericka:youluvhercozshesdead: emmajones:(via mimesheat)

Dec 31st

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i beat modern warfare one.

18 hours of just straight murder.. on recruit level lmao. goal now is to go return it and get something else.

Dec 31st

mistyeyed: sleepysilhouettes: i miss you. i miss you so much. my heart just sank while i was thinking about you. that’s all it takes. just, fuck. you suck. i can’t wait until you get back. i really can’t. it’s one of the only things i’m looking forward to. i love you. i love you so much. oh my goodness. i miss you. i hope you’re having the best time you possibly could. fuck.

Dec 31st

guys; i'm tumbl'n on muh wii. i didnt know this...

Dec 31st

modern warfare reflex.

most difficult thing i have ever played.

Dec 29th

feeling so bad ass right now.

oh fucking yeah.

Dec 29th

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formspring.me

Jumble my mind with some crazy stuff. Please? http://formspring.me/cestlaguerre

Dec 29th

fuck yeah

Dec 29th

i look over, and my best friend is half naked on...

okay.

Dec 29th

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whispersinthedark started following you

thank you.

Dec 29th

i forgot how much i hate the news.

top stories: most religious states, england abortions, terrorism. most religious states: they took a survey in every state to find out who is more religious in america. normally i would brush this off, but why was there a necessity to poll america on how religious they are? the man said the states, and alaska and colorado were at the bottom. instead of saying “colorado and alaska were...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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GOD DAMNIT I HATE JUNIORS.

themanintheironmask: loveisacabaret: I HATE THAT WHOLE GRADE. UGHGKLJSDKHKJGHNDFJGPKJDF;K. hey, my sister’s in that grade hey, i’m in that grade.

Dec 29th

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27 Celebrities You Probably Didn’t Know Are...

tutat: streetlevel: Stumbled upon this and found it interesting: Lance Armstrong Quote: At the end of the day, if there was indeed some Body or presence standing there to judge me, I hoped I would be judged on whether I had lived a true life, not on whther I believed in a certain book, or whether I’d been baptized. If there was indeed a God at the end of my days, I hoped he didn’t say, “But...

Dec 29th

who shit on the bath mat?

Dec 28th

guys -

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THE SMELL OF CIGARETTE SMOKE OUT OF MY HAIR. it’s pissing me off.

Dec 28th

vickys coming vickys coming vickys coming.

back story: vicky has been my best friend since i was 3. she still lives in brooklyn. BUT TODAY SHES COMING HERE TO COME SLEEP OVER AND I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART. guys, you have no clue how excited i am about this. lmao.

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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watching garden state for the first time.

i’m interested. but sleepy. god dammit.

Dec 27th

this is the happiest ive ever been.

i could stay like this for fucking ever.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

how did this happen.

i sit and watch <————— that dicks tumblrity go up, and mine goes down.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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so there's this kid next to me,

casanovafrankenstein: cestlaguerre: casanovafrankenstein: cestlaguerre: casanovafrankenstien. complete fucking homo. courage the cowardly dog is for faggots. YA COONT, YA HEIFER, YA COONT im gonna take pictures of your tits, and show them to tumblr. take that in your coont. GET BACK TO THA FOOKIN MILKING MACHINE, YA COONT. if you’re hinting i should milk you and your sugar...

Dec 27th

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so there's this kid next to me,

casanovafrankenstein: cestlaguerre: casanovafrankenstien. complete fucking homo. courage the cowardly dog is for faggots. YA COONT, YA HEIFER, YA COONT im gonna take pictures of your tits, and show them to tumblr. take that in your coont.

Dec 27th

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so there's this kid next to me,

casanovafrankenstien. complete fucking homo.

Dec 27th

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